It was time for an update. Maybe now I can get a late night talk show! If Conan goes to Fox, Leno takes back The Tonight Show and Letterman, Fallon, Ferguson and Carson Daly stay where they are....I can get a show at 4AM on The CW.
Anyway, you should hire me. We'll be friends forever.
And if you're one of the two people who checks this site, you might have noticed a lack of updates lately. This is because I moved to LA and have been working as a host on the CW/CBS show Smash Cuts. (It turns out people with Nightmare Faces can be in front of the camera.)
Anyway, over the past few months, I've collaborated with Smash Cuts Friends for Bino White Weeklies. But then I finished Bino White Weekly, and we finished shooting the first season of Smash Cuts. What to do now? Start painting? Write the Great American Novel? Kidnap children? Decisions, decisions.
Well, I'm going to put out some material I wasn't able to release during the past few months. Next Thursday, there will be another BRAND NEW MUSIC VIDEO featuring all the Smash Cuts Friends. And in 2010, stay tuned for sketches, music videos and maybe...TV shows.....
Well, this is it. I wrote, recorded and mixed a rap song a week for 54 weeks in a row, and edited a video to accompany each one. Maybe my reward is yet to come? In the form of a record deal? Or a hug? Because my preference would be the record deal. DON'T TOUCH ME.
I'm not done rapping, but I am done making weekly raps. What am I going to do with my free time, you ask? Have a social life. JUST KIDDING. I'm going to do Other Things, and maybe those Other Things will be successful. Stay tuned.
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Joe Hanson
Comedian/Rapper. One of the hosts of Smash Cuts, airing on The CW and CBS affiliates, like WGN. Wrote, produced, hosted and edited Joe Gets and other shows for Current TV from 2005 to 2009. Al Gore is my best friend, and an excellent wingman. Send all love letters and death threats to binowhite(at)gmail.com