Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Little Wayne To Be Overrated Rock Star Instead of Overrated Rap Star

Did you know that Little Wayne is the greatest rapper alive? Because he is. He says he is and that makes it true. (I think it has something to do with his bold man-on-man kissing.)

Also, Tha Carter III sold thirty billion copies. Most of them were airlifted to third world countries instead of food. (When the children tried to eat them, their throats got cut up, so now they sound just like Wayne. Hooray!)

And now the greatest rapper alive with Webdings tattoos is coming out with a rock album. The vocals will be recorded with something called "Autotune" (is anyone familiar with this?) and the first single is "Prom Queen." It is about fancy underwear, and chairs, and will be be played everywhere you go until you die. Enjoy.
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2 Responses to "Little Wayne To Be Overrated Rock Star Instead of Overrated Rap Star"
  1. Anonymous said...
    April 13, 2010 at 7:36 AM

    bull shit doug!

  2. JAZZYPOOH:) said...
    September 9, 2010 at 6:21 AM

    it has always been this uprising then down falling situation with wayne..... this is young money the hell with the music he produces because what ever he do he do it well... so what ever he decides to come out with hell let him...lol:)

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