Tuesday, January 27, 2009
Did you know that Little Wayne is the greatest rapper alive? Because he is. He says he is and that makes it true. (I think it has something to do with his bold man-on-man kissing.)
Also, Tha Carter III sold thirty billion copies. Most of them were airlifted to third world countries instead of food. (When the children tried to eat them, their throats got cut up, so now they sound just like Wayne. Hooray!)
And now the greatest rapper alive with Webdings tattoos is coming out with a rock album. The vocals will be recorded with something called "Autotune" (is anyone familiar with this?) and the first single is "Prom Queen." It is about fancy underwear, and chairs, and will be be played everywhere you go until you die. Enjoy.