Grammy Awards Given to Bands, Musicians and Al Gore

Best Album By An Aging Rock Veteran That Reminds Grammy Voters Of Their Youth: "Raising Sand" - Robert Plant & Allison Krauss

Bestselling Rap Album of the Year: "Tha Carter 3" - Little Wayne

Best Pregnant Lady Who Doesn't Give a Fuck: MIA

Best Use of Plagiarism: "Viva La Vida" - Coldplay

Best Rock Album For Moms: "Viva La Vida" - Coldplay

Best Performance For Lonely, Lonely Men: "Fifteen" - Taylor Swift & Miley Cyrus

Bestselling Rap Song: "Lollipop" - Little Wayne

Best Album For Honkeys - "Troubadour" - George Strait

Best Hits: Chris Brown

Best Spoken Word Album About Something Important: "An Inconvenient Truth" - Al Gore

Best Rhythm & Blues Album By Someone Even Snarky Bloggers Won't Make Fun Of: Jennifer Hudson

Best Use of Autotune in a Pop Song - "Music Nazi" - Bino White

Grammy Results