Sunday, February 1, 2009
Michael Phelps, winner of every Olympic gold medal, and proud Zora, is a national disgrace. Recently this photograph surfaced of him hanging out at a college party. And was he helping the kids with their papers on Proust? No. He was SMOKING THE WEED. This is just terrible, because everyone knows marijuana is "bad," and children pray to Michael Phelps every night. Children!
So, take off your Michael Phelps Speedo and burn it. And if your children like Michael Phelps, burn them as well. In fact, burn everything, except for marijuana, because it is bad.
Cannabis will not be legalized until they make it as healthy as alcohol and cigarettes. Those are the drugs of Great Americans.