Sunday, February 1, 2009

Michael Phelps' Career Ruined By Photo Evidence He Is Cool

Michael Phelps, winner of every Olympic gold medal, and proud Zora, is a national disgrace. Recently this photograph surfaced of him hanging out at a college party. And was he helping the kids with their papers on Proust? No. He was SMOKING THE WEED. This is just terrible, because everyone knows marijuana is "bad," and children pray to Michael Phelps every night. Children!

So, take off your Michael Phelps Speedo and burn it. And if your children like Michael Phelps, burn them as well. In fact, burn everything, except for marijuana, because it is bad.

Cannabis will not be legalized until they make it as healthy as alcohol and cigarettes. Those are the drugs of Great Americans.
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4 Responses to "Michael Phelps' Career Ruined By Photo Evidence He Is Cool"
  1. 3rdarm said...
    February 1, 2009 at 8:41 PM

    Gimmy my weed!

  2. Ras Geraldinho said...
    April 8, 2009 at 9:13 AM

    Marijuana is not bad, in fact he is nice.
    the blindness of american people is bad.
    Emanncipate yourselves from mental slavery.

    Ras Geraldinho


  3. Anonymous said...
    May 13, 2009 at 2:36 PM

    As Healthy as alcohol and cigerettes? THEY ARNT HEALTHY! I'm from England, they sell it all here just the same as there, on every cigerette packet it comments that SMOKING KILLS! The drinking age is constantly rising. The reason they don't outlaw it is because so many people use it and while it's legual they get money from it. Not all children pray to him, but just cause he was smoking doesnt mean his hole life is trash. stop being so judgemental. Stop thinking America rule the bloody world, and what you say is what goes in America, and what goes in America goes in every country around the world. There are no great drugs, drinking and smoking kills but just cause someone does it doesn't mean they deserve to die. Or else you deserve to die. Get the padlock off and open up to modern world abit more, 2009 people!

  4. Anonymous said...
    May 25, 2009 at 12:27 PM

    Looks like you're attracting intelligent people to your website joe

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