Monday, March 16, 2009

Bino White Heading to Los Angeles to Get Orange Skin and Bleach-Teeth


As you may have heard in 108 Bars, I am flying to Los Angeles for a week. Mostly to get plastic surgery and give all my money to Scientology. (WHAT UP, XENU!)

And also, to try to get a gig in the Entertainment Industry, because once upon a time, I had my own TeeVee show. And if that doesn't work out, there's always porn.

Since I don't own a laptop, and my cell phone is so outdated it has a rotary dial, there will not be daily updates. But I will Tweet.

WU-TANG FOREVER
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1 Response to "Bino White Heading to Los Angeles to Get Orange Skin and Bleach-Teeth"
  1. Marjie said...
    March 17, 2009 at 10:36 PM

    Wow, no wonder I never see you try to pick up chicks on current anymore....there goes the reason to watch TV. And don't shoot for the Kardasians (yeah, I crave twitter too). They're pretty useless and would go old in a long run. Maybe the Hiltons would have a better chance to last longer.

    Good luck in LA!

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