As you may have heard in 108 Bars, I am flying to Los Angeles for a week. Mostly to get plastic surgery and give all my money to Scientology. (WHAT UP, XENU!)
And also, to try to get a gig in the Entertainment Industry, because once upon a time, I had my own TeeVee show. And if that doesn't work out, there's always porn.
Since I don't own a laptop, and my cell phone is so outdated it has a rotary dial, there will not be daily updates. But I will Tweet.