Obama Laughs at Legalizing Marijuana, Possibly Because He Is High

Want to make your own argument against marijuana legalization? It's easy!

Ingredients:

1 cup derisive laughter

80 teaspoons of alcohol, because alcohol is healthy

4 sticks of slippery slope arguments

a dash of "it's bad"

a sprinkle of condescension

a pinch of cigarettes, because cigarettes are healthy

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Note: This post is dedicated to Nate Dogg.