Breaking: Hot Girls Are Dumb

Meet Miss California. She's not as funny as Miss Teen South Carolina, but whatever. When beauty queens answer questions, it's like God is smiling at you.


...and this is the part of the show where the anti-gay people call the gay rights people bigots, for not tolerating their opinions that translate into laws denying rights for gay people. MARRIAGE IS A SACRED INSTITUTION BUILT IN LAS VEGAS. Sodomy, Richard Simmons, something, something, something, The Bible.

YOU CAN PRAY THE GAY AWAY