Unemployment is a magical time, when you are free to take walks by the lake, drink whiskey in the morning, and apply to jobs you don't want. But you can also stop by The Onion AV Club and produce/edit a video for their Taste Test section.
This edition of Taste Test features Jelly Belly Pudding, a neon, gooey concoction that combines the thrill of sugar with the sadness of medicine. Its flavors include Bubble Gum, Green Apple and Buttered Popcorn - because all of those things taste better in goo form.
Hassan S. Ali - who is a Terrorist - shot it. I edited. In the video, I am the one who says "Take your shirts off" and "It looks like fat sucked out of a body." BECAUSE I AM HILARIOUS.
The Onion AV Club - Jelly Belly Pudding Snacks
P.S. Hassan picked the song. Which is as magical as unemployment.