Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Things That Happened on Lost - s05e13


- A Miles episode! Young Miles really drives home comparisons to The Sixth Sense. Maybe this episode will end with a twist: Every character is a terrible movie director.

- "Circle of trust." Now this episode is driving home comparisons to Meet the Parents. God help us if Miles milks Hurley.

- The storyline about Miles' father could be interesting. WILL WE NEVER KNOW THE FATHER OF ARZT?!

- Hurley's facial hair - courtesy of Ambrose Burnside, or Chester A. Arthur? You decide.

- Hey, Naomi, your legs must be getting pretty tired...because I want to have sex with you.

- THE ASIAN CHARACTER'S FATHER IS THE OTHER ASIAN CHARACTER! Damn. I put all my money on Boone.

- Would I watch a sitcom about Hurley, Miles and Dr. Chang? Yes. Yes, I would. It would be called Miles to Go.

- I love that Hurley's writing The Empire Strikes Back, but Return of the Jedi is the movie that needs the improvements. Ewoks = 1980's Jar Jar Binks.

- Hey, iPhone, is there an app for keeping your annoying commercials off the air?

- Nice moment, when Miles was looking at Young Miles. Maybe not as nice as Fry becoming his own grandfather on Futurama. But nice.

- Daniel Faraday! I don't remember what happened to his character, though it probably involved twitching.

- Next week's episode will be the story of Oceanic 6 from an "all new perspective"? It better be from the perspective of Arzt, or Naomi's showerhead.
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1 Response to "Things That Happened on Lost - s05e13"
  1. Johnny said...
    April 16, 2009 at 2:13 PM

    naomi is one hot piece of cooz. and not the salad. lost is too long ive seen every episode and forgot everything. like did boons hot sister die? i forget. where the hell is claire? the guy with eyepatch? wrap that shit up

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