Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Things That Happened on Lost - s05e14



- "No, my son is not Ben Linus. No. Good Lord no. Good God no! WHAT A FREAK. My son is Daniel Faraday...the other freak."

- Awesome, a remake of Starship Troopers! Wait. No. Star Trek. Thrill as a man you don't know runs away from a thing you don't know, for reasons!

- Ha, Daniel Faraday used to be a dweeb who played the piano. It's fun to see these characters as kids. WILL WE NEVER SEE YOUNG ARZT?!?!?!

- "I'm from the future." O rly? Where's your flying car? Your pill food? Your fluorescent clothes with too many zippers? That's what I thought.

- If British Barbara Bush was any more subtle, she'd have punched Daniel's girlfriend in the face.

- You know, in high school, Daniel's mom was the only person to sign his yearbook. And she wrote the exact same message.

- The code for the door is 141117! In letter-to-number translation, that's ADAAAG. Which stands for the American Dental Association and the Association of American Geographers - wait. I think I got the code wrong. LOST NERD FAIL

- Most arguments are best solved through shootouts. Actually, that's how we should elect our Presidents.

- Well, of course any one of them can die, because it's their present. This is the second time the show has reminded us of this. STOP CATERING TO THE DUMBS, LOST. They're watching Farting with the Stars, anyway.

- It would be hilarious if the hydrogen bomb worked, stopping all the previous events on Lost from happening, and the series ended. With no warning. Like The Sopranos, but a season early.

- Killed by his own mother. That's cold, Lost. But I take solace in the fact that Daniel Faraday is twitching somewhere in heaven.

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1 Response to "Things That Happened on Lost - s05e14"
  1. Sandy said...
    April 29, 2009 at 10:08 PM

    "It would be hilarious if the hydrogen bomb worked, stopping all the previous events on Lost from happening, and the series ended. With no warning. Like The Sopranos, but a season early."

    hahahahahahaha that's great.

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