Would You Ask Tom Petty About Mr. Woodcock?

This is five days old? I don't know what you mean. I don't know what you're talking about. I just want to be taken seriously, as a chemist. Would you ask Ernest Rutherford if discovering the proton was his first love? No. No, you wouldn't. My first love was a girl named Tiffondra, who was imaginary. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

I AM A MUSIC HISTORIAN.

Time to build a time machine and throw a picture of Sling Blade in my last video...