Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Joe the Plumber Takes Bold Anti-Queer Babysitter Stance


Once upon a time, there was a man named Joe the Plumber, who did not plumb, and whose name wasn't Joe. But America loved him, because he had the balls to ask Barack Obama a tough question: "If I was an American making over $250,000 a year, would I be taxed more, according to your plan that raises taxes for Americans making over $250,000 a year"? Ouch. It was a question no one else dared ask - probably for a reason - and what was Barack Obama's response? "Blah, blah, blah, hope, blah, blah, blah, spread the wealth." SPREAD THE WEALTH! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?! SPREAD THE WEALTH!?!?! GRRRRRRKILLEVERYONE

Of course, Barack Obama won the election, and John McCain went back to The Shire, and everyone else lived happily ever after - except Joe the Plumber. He's taken to shouting his beady-eyed opinions at anyone who will listen - and most recently shared his thoughts on the Gays:

In the last month, same-sex marriage has become legal in Iowa and Vermont. What do you think about same-sex marriage at a state level?

At a state level, it’s up to them. I don’t want it to be a federal thing. I personally still think it’s wrong. People don’t understand the dictionary—it’s called queer. Queer means strange and unusual. It’s not like a slur, like you would call a white person a honky or something like that. You know, God is pretty explicit in what we’re supposed to do—what man and woman are for. Now, at the same time, we’re supposed to love everybody and accept people, and preach against the sins. I’ve had some friends that are actually homosexual. And, I mean, they know where I stand, and they know that I wouldn’t have them anywhere near my children. But at the same time, they’re people, and they’re going to do their thing.
Guess the queers won't be babysitting for that honky.

And yes, the Republican Party is pretty much whittled down to guys that look like Stone Cold Steve Austin. And their wives, who are ex-beauty queens, and know they're best seen not heard WHY AREN'T YOU MAKING DINNER.

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