Thursday, June 4, 2009

David Carradine Gone To Heaven To Kickbox Jesus

Renowned Actor and Guy Who Could Kick Your Ass, David Carradine, is dead. He got his start on the old TV show Kung-Fu, which will one day be adapted into a movie starring Shia LeBouf (like all old TV shows). But if you are like me, you know Mr. Carradine best from his role in Kill Bill, in which he played Bill, and tried not to be Killed. IT WAS AWESOME.

The AP article says Mr. Carradine was found hanged in his luxury hotel room. Translation: He was killed by Evil Ninjas, who made it look like a suicide. So, the next time you are bored, watch a David Carradine movie, or embark on a personal quest to find and kill the Evil Ninjas that took his life. (You will know they are Evil because they have Mustaches and Weird Accents.)

Rest in Peace. Kung-Fu, Badass Peace.
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1 Response to "David Carradine Gone To Heaven To Kickbox Jesus"
  1. Pablo said...
    December 13, 2011 at 4:43 PM

    He was a good actor, for B movies, kind like Bruce Campbell but wiser. RIP

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