Perez Hilton Takes Punches Like A...Well, Like Something

Apparently, at one of those Fancy Celebrity Parties, Perez Hilton got into a fight with known gangsta rap group The Black Eyed Peas. Will.I.Am said you have to get that boom, boom, boom. Perez said, no, you don't have to get that boom, boom, boom. Will.I.Am said yes, you do, you have to get that boom, boom, boom. Perez said, no, you don't, and you're gay. Then Fergie stepped in and said, "I'm so 3008, you're so two thousand and late." Then Perez called her "fugly," and the Black Eyed Peas manager, Mike Tyson, went BOOM BOOM POW.

THE SCARS WILL NEVER HEAL.

Now everyone is weighing in on Twitter, and Twitter will save them, like Twitter saved Iran.