Sketch: Apologize

Some things just can't be forgiven.

Shot by Jeremiah Alexis and also featuring Chris Singel. Timbaland thinks he's the only one that knows about One Republic's "Apologize," but he's wrong. HE'S WRONG.

Check out more stuff by me and Tommy Bechtold at BadgeofShameComedy.com.

Music Video: Come To My Party

YOU'RE INVITED.

Thank you to Jeremiah Alexis for directing and shooting, while using nothing but a VHS recorder, bubblewrap and a coconut.

Thank you to Julisa Smith, Asif Ali, Nicole Flannigan, Chris Singel, Laura Kenley and Talia Tabin for acting, while accepting damp socks as payment.

And thank you to Miles Davis for letting us use his hip hop beat, in return for leaving everything we own to him when we die. Seems a bit much. But the beat is pretty dope. So...we're even.

Check out more stuff by me and Tommy Bechtold at BadgeofShameComedy.com.

Sketch: That's What She Said FAIL

Some people just shouldn't say "that's what she said."

This the first of many sketches that will be coming from Badge of Shame, a controversial organization I have started with Tommy Bechtold.

Unless the dark wizards of Orlamor catch us. Then we will be engaged in a cosmic battle through space and time, and creating sketches to distract you from thinking about your own mortality will not be our first priority.

Sketch: Big Boy (plus Outtakes)

Recently I was kidnapped at gunpoint by a man named "Julian Smith," who forced me to be in an Internet Sketch Video. I am not sure why he didn't just ask me, because I would have done this willingly. I am also not sure why he took a lock of my hair and murmured, "That's it! The last missing piece!" But if you spend all your time wondering about things, you never get anything done, so please, take a break from your job - even if it is driving an ambulance or a fire truck - and watch the hit Internet Sketch Video, "Big Boy."



NO, I DO NOT REALLY GO BY "BIG BOY," AND MY FATHER IS NOT REALLY DEAD. I was playing a character named "Joe." The real Joe has long black hair, a walrus mustache, and is Chinese.

Here are the outtakes from the "Big Boy" sketch. I am not sure why Julian did not include our fight with the cave troll, or when his couch tried to eat me. But perhaps there are some things that are better unseen.



If you would like to see other Things involving me and Julian Smith, check out our "Watch Smash Cuts" rap video, or various videos on the "Smash Cuts" website. You will never find finer footage of people laughing at car crashes and skydiving mishaps.