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MISSION IMPOSSIBLE 2 - Blu-Ray Review

2012-02-10T12:07:00.000-08:00

The embed code won't let me copy it, but you can watch Me and Miri Jedeikin review "Mission Impossible 2" on Blu-Ray by clicking here.

Watch it while holding two machine guns.

Check out the full episode here.

MISSION IMPOSSIBLE - Blu-Ray Review

2012-02-09T09:37:00.000-08:00

The embed code won't let me copy it, but you can watch Me and Miri Jedeikin review "Mission Impossible" on Blu-Ray by clicking here.

Dun dun, dun dun dun dun, dun dun...

Check out the full episode here.

Joe Goes DELETED 2

2012-02-08T10:14:00.000-08:00

Deleted scenes from Steampunk, Reptiles, HempCon, London, AdultCon, Tailgating, Occupy LA, BlizzCon, Venice Beach, Green, Cat Show, Women's Expo, Scotland & Ireland.

Watch full episodes of "Joe Goes" here.

Thanks to Matt Friedman.

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Next Wednesday: Joe Goes BRISKSABER

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COWBOYS & ALIENS - Blu-Ray Review

2012-02-08T10:07:00.000-08:00

The embed code won't let me copy it, but you can watch Me and Miri Jedeikin review "Cowboys & Aliens" on Blu-Ray by clicking here.

Real disappointed Cthulhu didn't show up.

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KUNG-FU PANDA 2 - Blu-Ray Review

2012-02-08T10:04:00.000-08:00

The embed code won't let me copy it, but you can watch Me and Miri Jedeikin review "Kung-Fu Panda 2" on Blu-Ray by clicking here.

I hope the third one has Steven Seagal as a frog.

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TUCKER & DALE VS. EVIL - Blu-Ray Review

2012-02-03T11:06:00.000-08:00

The embed code won't let me copy it, but you can watch Me and Miri Jedeikin review "Tucker & Dale vs. Evil" on Blu-Ray by clicking here.

Creepy rednecks never get a break.

Check out the full episode here.

THE ROCKETEER - Blu-Ray Review

2012-02-03T11:00:00.000-08:00

The embed code won't let me copy it, but you can watch Me and Miri Jedeikin review "The Rocketeer" on Blu-Ray by clicking here.

He's like medieval Ironman.

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Joe Goes To FIT EXPO

2012-02-01T18:38:00.001-08:00

Bodybuilders, hot chicks and Shake Weights.

Directed & Shot by Matt Friedman.

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Next Wednesday: Joe Goes DELETED 2.

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FRIGHT NIGHT (2011) - Blu-Ray Review

2012-02-01T18:35:00.000-08:00

The embed code won't let me copy it, but you can watch Me and Miri Jedeikin review the new "Fright Night" on Blu-Ray by clicking here.

I'm not a vampire, but I have to admit, blood is delicious.

Check out the full episode here.

CARS 2 - Blu-Ray Review

2012-01-29T17:34:00.000-08:00

Me and Miri Jedeikin review "Cars 2" for Reviews on the Run.

Because when you think Pixar, you think "GIT R' DONE."

Check out the full episode here.

Joe Goes GOLD

2012-01-26T02:46:00.000-08:00

Miners, prospectors and treasure.

Directed & Shot by Matt Friedman.

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Next Wednesday: Joe Goes To FIT EXPO.

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JURASSIC PARK TRILOGY - Blu-Ray Review

2012-01-20T11:39:00.000-08:00

Me and Miri Jedeikin review The Jurassic Park Trilogy for Reviews on the Run.

They can open doors now.

Check out the full episode for the first Jurassic Park review here, and for the second Jurassic Park here.

FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS - Blu-Ray Review

2012-01-19T11:49:00.000-08:00

Me and Miri Jedeikin review The Frighteners for Reviews on the Run.

I'd like have to have Friends With Benefits. But I only have Friends With Drawbacks.

Check out the full episode here.

Joe Goes STEAMPUNK

2012-01-18T11:50:00.000-08:00

Costumes, LARPing and Cthulhu.

Directed & Shot by Matt Friedman.

Thanks to the Steampunk Symposium.

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Next Wednesday: Joe Goes TO BODY ART EXPO.

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THE FRIGHTENERS - Blu-Ray Review

2012-01-17T11:34:00.000-08:00

Me and Miri Jedeikin review The Frighteners for Reviews on the Run.

Michael J. Fox sees dead people. And dead people see him, naked.

Check out the full episode here.

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: ON STRANGER TIDES - Blu-Ray Review

2012-01-16T12:02:00.000-08:00

Me and Miri Jedeikin review Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides for Reviews on the Run.

In case you're losing track, this is the 2398472394723098qr9wur0eri993iqth Pirates movie.

Check out the full episode here.

THE SMURFS - Blu-Ray Review

2012-01-12T12:21:00.000-08:00

Me and Miri Jedeikin review The Smurfs for Reviews on the Run.

It'll make you want to Smurf yourself.

Check out the full episode here.

Joe Goes REPTILES

2012-01-11T13:15:00.001-08:00

Snakes, geckos and Ninja Turtles.

Directed & Shot by Matt Friedman.

Thanks to the Reptile Super Show.

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Next Wednesday: Joe Goes STEAMPUNK

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SUPER 8 - Blu-Ray Review

2012-01-08T14:48:00.000-08:00

I started a job reviewing movies with Miri Jedeikin for Reviews on the Run, which airs on G4 Canada.

Finally, I can get Canadian groupies.

Here's the Super 8 review, and you can check out the full episode here.

Many more to come.

HEY JOE #2

2012-01-04T12:41:00.000-08:00

Joe answers five questions. And gets heckled.

Directed & Shot by Matt Friedman.

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Next Wednesday: Joe Goes REPTILES

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Joe Goes DELETED

2011-12-28T09:41:00.000-08:00

Deleted scenes from BlizzCon, AdultCon, London, Women's Expo, Reality Rocks, Occupy LA, Amsterdam, Ireland, Venice Beach, ParaCon, A Cat Show, Ski Dazzle, Scotland and Harry Potter.

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Joe Goes To SKI DAZZLE

2011-12-21T09:14:00.000-08:00

Skiers, snowboarders and snow bunnies.

Directed & Shot by Matt Friedman.

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Next Wednesday: Joe Goes DELETED

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Joe Goes To ADULTCON

2011-12-14T15:33:00.000-08:00

Interviews with porn stars. Featuring Tanya Tate, Shelley Michelle, Alison Tyler, Bobbi Eden, Jessica Bangkok, Sara Jay, Aja Chachanhsy, Soniya Leh, Asia, Robin Pachino and Mia Starr.

Directed & Shot by Matt Friedman.

Thanks to AdultCon.

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Next Wednesday: Joe Goes To SKI DAZZLE

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Jesus & Santa - MERRY F'ING CHRISTMAS

2011-12-07T11:40:00.000-08:00

Jesus and Santa rap about Christmas.

Directed & Shot by Matt Friedman.

Featuring & Co-Written by Tommy Bechtold.

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Next Wednesday: Joe Goes To SANTACON

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Joe Goes TAILGATING

2011-11-30T10:55:00.001-08:00

Football, beer and USC vs. UCLA.

Directed & Shot by Matt Friedman.

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Next Wednesday: MERRY F'ING CHRISTMAS

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Joe Goes GREEN

2011-11-23T11:17:00.001-08:00

The environment, vegans and Al Gore.

Directed & Shot by Matt Friedman.

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I GOT 20,000 SUBS

2011-11-16T00:24:00.001-08:00

Beat that! I've finally made it.

Directed & Shot by Matt Friedman.

Thanks to Julian Smith.

You can download the MP3 here.

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HEY JOE

2011-11-09T02:41:00.000-08:00

Joe answers five viewer questions. Get ready to learn.

Directed & Shot by Matt Friedman.

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Up next: I GOT 20,000 SUBS - Wednesday, November 16th.

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Joe Goes HALLOWEEN

2011-11-03T03:48:00.001-07:00

Costumes, sexy girls and toenails.

Directed & Shot by Matt Friedman.

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Up next: HEY JOE - Wednesday, November 9th.

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Joe Goes To BLIZZCON

2011-10-26T14:24:00.000-07:00

Nerds, hot chicks in costumes, and Azeroth.

Directed & Shot by Matt Friedman.

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Up next: JOE GOES HALLOWEEN - Wednesday, November 2nd.

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Joe Goes To OCCUPY L.A.

2011-10-20T15:26:00.000-07:00

Protestors, signs and Voldemort.

Directed & Shot by Matt Friedman.

Music by Kevin MacLeod.

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Up next: SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT - Monday, October 17

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Special Announcement: WEIRD WEDNESDAYS

2011-10-18T00:16:00.000-07:00

From now on, we're putting up a new video every Wednesday.

Mostly "Joe Goes" - if not, rap songs, sketches, etc.

Also we're starting a new series: "Hey Joe." Post a question on http://www.facebook.com/badgeofshame that starts with "Hey Joe." Or, if you want to be in the video, post a question as a video response. Joe will answer some of them in future videos.

Thanks for subscribing! Please get a "Badge of Shame" face tattoo.

Directed & Shot by Matt Friedman.

Music by Kevin MacLeod.

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Up next: Joe Goes To OCCUPY LA - Wednesday, October 19th

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Joe Goes To WOMEN'S EXPO

2011-10-11T01:38:00.000-07:00

Shopping, make-up and tampons.

Directed & Shot by Matt Friedman.

Additional Cinematography by Britt Sanborn.

Music by Kevin MacLeod.

Thanks to Hassan S. Ali.

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Up next: SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT - Monday, October 17

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Joe Goes To PARACON

2011-09-26T00:06:00.000-07:00

Ghosts, demons and Ol' Dirty Bastard.

Shot by Tommy Bechtold.

Music by Kevin MacLeod.

Thanks to Hassan S. Ali.

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Up next: Joe Goes To WOMEN'S EXPO - Monday, October 10.

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Joe Goes To A CAT SHOW

2011-09-12T00:09:00.000-07:00

Breeds, licking and crazy cat ladies.

Shot by Chase Darren.

Music by Kevin MacLeod.

Thanks to Hassan S. Ali.

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Up next: Joe Goes To PARACON - Monday, September 26.

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Joe Goes To VENICE BEACH

2011-08-29T00:09:00.000-07:00

Drugs, girls and rapping.

Shot by James Grosch.

Music by Kevin MacLeod.

Thanks to Hassan S. Ali.

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Up next: Joe Goes To A CAT SHOW - Monday, September 12.

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Joe Goes To SCOTLAND

2011-07-25T09:43:00.000-07:00

Kilts, haggis, and Sean Connery.

Shot by Beth Hanson.

Music by Kevin MacLeod.

Thanks to Hassan S. Ali.

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Joe Goes HARRY POTTER

2011-07-19T09:29:00.000-07:00

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Costumes, Twilight and spells.

Shot by Asif Ali. <-- FOLLOW HIM.

Music by Kevin MacLeod.

Thanks to Hassan S. Ali.

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Joe Goes To LONDON

2011-07-11T01:36:00.000-07:00

Accents, the Royal Wedding, and soccer. I mean football.

Shot by Beth Hanson.

Music by Kevin MacLeod.

Thanks to Hassan S. Ali.

Check out "Joe Goes To SCOTLAND" on Monday, July 26th!

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Joe Goes To IRELAND

2011-06-27T00:37:00.001-07:00

Guinness, leprechauns and gingers.

Shot by Beth Hanson.

Music by Kevin MacLeod.

Thanks to Hassan S. Ali.

Check out "Joe Goes To LONDON" on Monday, July 11th!

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Joe Goes To AMSTERDAM

2011-06-13T00:08:00.000-07:00

Cannabis coffeeshops, the Red Light District and wooden shoes.

Shot by Beth Hanson.

Music by Kevin MacLeod.

Thanks to Hassan S. Ali.

Check out "Joe Goes To IRELAND" on Monday, June 27th!

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Joe Goes INTERNATIONAL

2011-06-06T00:52:00.001-07:00

This summer, catch four new episodes of “Joe Goes.”

Amsterdam (Monday, June 13th)
Ireland (Monday, June 27th)
London (Monday, July 11)
Scotland (Monday, July 25th).

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AL GORE Meets KRISTEN STEWART

2011-05-02T00:21:00.000-07:00

And things get a little awkward.

Thanks to Talia Tabin for her voice work, and for sleeping with me in my hemp bed.

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Joe Goes To REALITY ROCKS

2011-04-25T00:14:00.000-07:00

A visit to a reality show convention. Yes, that's a thing.

w/ Joey Greco ("Cheaters")
Mark Cuban ("Shark Tank")
Eric Roberts ("Celebrity Rehab")
LaKisha Jones ("American Idol")
Kat Chang & Nat Strand ("The Amazing Race")
Ron Jeremy ("Porn")
Jim & Alexis Bellino ("The Real Housewives of Orange County")
Kasey Kahl & Vienna Girardi ("The Bachelor / The Bachelorette")
Peih-Gee Law ("Survivor: China")
Dr. Jason Diamond & Dr. David Matlock ("Dr. 90210")
Jessica Koussevitzky ("You're Cut Off")
Deborah Cloyed & Bianca Smith ("The Amazing Race")
Natalie Getz ("Bachelor Pad")
Marilin Archie ("She's Got The Look")
Cory Gunz ("Son of a Gun")
Shannon Sylvia ("Ghost Hunters International")
Bill, Anita & Ben ("Fact or Faked: Paranormal Files")

Thanks to:

Steve Royall, for directing and shooting, and forming an alliance.

Kevin MacLeod, for offering royalty-free music, and a rose.

Hassan S. Ali, for his useful feedback, and teary-eyed confessions about how much he's learned from this amazing experience and you haven't seen the the last of him.

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The Joe & Tommy Show - SEX

2011-04-05T02:30:00.000-07:00

Let's learn about sex!

Thanks to:

Matt Friedman, for directing and shooting, while doing his O-Face.

Collazo Versace and Reece Carter, for running camera/electric, and pulling out.

Chris Singel, for being a lion. And boning Nala.

Kevin MacLeod, for offering royalty-free music, and lube.

Hassan S. Ali, for his useful feedback. All three inches of it.

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Vlog: Questions and Stupid Prizes

2011-03-30T14:14:00.000-07:00

Joe answers six fan questions, and gives away six stupid prizes. He hopes you don't like them.

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The Rap-Up

2011-03-21T11:34:00.000-07:00

Jokes about rap news. It's what 2pac would have wanted.

Rappers mentioned: Nicki Minaj, Kanye West, Dr. Dre, Eminem, Daz Dillenger, Nelly, GZA, House of Pain, Prodigy, Timbaland, Missy Elliott, Magoo and Lil' Kim.

Thanks to:

Matt Friedman, for directing and shooting, while popping and locking.

Collazo Versace and Reece Carter, for running camera/electric, with swag.

Studio 5216, for their awesome location. Do you know what I'm saying? Good. You know what I'm saying.

Donnivin Jordan, for his voice-over work, and going ham.

Kevin MacLeod, for offering royalty-free music, and flygirls.

Hassan S. Ali, for his useful feedback, and granting us permission to "kick it."

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Joe Goes To GRIND TIME

2011-02-23T01:43:00.000-08:00

Interviews with rap battle rookies, veterans and Murs.

Rappers interviewed: Murs, Dirtbag Dan, Dizaster, Ness Lee, Rone, Lush One, Jayk Gallagher, Big Will and AB Hogish.

Thanks to:

Steve Royall, for directing and shooting, while waving his hand in the air, like he just didn't care.

Kevin MacLeod, for offering royalty-free music, and scratches. Wicka chicka chicka.

Hassan S. Ali, for his useful feedback, and not-so-useful Autotune hooks.

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Joe Goes To BRIDE WORLD

2011-01-26T10:52:00.000-08:00

A visit to a wedding convention. Please save the date.

Thanks to:

Steve Royall, for directing and shooting, and signing a pre-nup.

Kevin MacLeod, for offering royalty-free music, and his backyard for the reception.

Hassan S. Ali, for his useful feedback, and for signing the divorce papers.

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Joe Goes TRON

2010-12-09T09:46:00.001-08:00

Interviews with the cast and crew of Tron: Legacy.

(Including Olivia Wilde, Joseph Kosinski, Steven Lisberger, Bruce Boxleitner, James Frain, Beau Garrett and Michael Sheen.)

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Joe Goes To The LA AUTO SHOW

2010-12-02T09:46:00.000-08:00

A look at the hottest models. And also, cars.

Thanks to:

Steve Royall, for directing and shooting, while exuding toxic fumes.

Kevin MacLeod, for offering royalty-free music, and a perfectly reasonable monthly finance plan.

Hassan S. Ali, for his useful feedback, and lugnuts.

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Music Video: Powder (over Kanye West's "Power")

2010-11-02T09:15:00.000-07:00

A music video about Muslim mosques, double rainbows and Troll 2.

Directed and shot by Steve Royall.

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Do you not like the Bino White raps or the "Joe Goes" videos? You're normal.

Joe Goes To WEEKEND OF HORRORS

2010-10-26T10:32:00.000-07:00

Slasher fans, and CELEBRITIES. And zombies.

Interviews include Adrienne King ("Friday the 13th"), Fred "The Hammer" Williamson ("From Dusk Till Dawn"), Sean Patrick Flanery ("Boondock Saints," "Saw 3D"), John Kassir ("Tales From The Crypt") and Paul Ehlers ("Madman").

Thanks to:

Weekend of Horrors, for letting us in, and NEVER LETTING US OUT.

Steve Royall, for directing and shooting, while running from Jason.

Kevin MacLeod, for offering royalty-free music, and an adorable plea for his life.

Hassan S. Ali, for his useful feedback, and machete.

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Joe Goes To HEMPCON

2010-09-28T09:54:00.000-07:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zyOtawE2ck

A visit to a marijuana convention. (giggle)

Thanks to:

Steve Royall, for directing and shooting, while toking, from a bong-camera.

Kevin MacLeod, for offering royalty-free music, and free Munchies.

Hassan S. Ali, for his useful feedback, and his offer to clean my pipe with his serpentine tongue. (It sounded less gay in my head.)

More videos like this are on the way. If you would like us to come to your event, movie or Quinceañera, send an email to binowhite(at)gmail.com.

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Huffington Post Blogs About "Joe Goes To Exxxotica Expo"

2010-09-15T20:11:00.000-07:00

In case you missed it, the Huffington Post linked to the Funny Or Die version of my Exxxotica Expo piece. Thanks, guys!

Joe Goes To EXXXOTICA EXPO - watch more funny videos

So right now the Funny Or Die version has 72,000 views, and the YouTube version has 40,000 views. Which equals 23902u094u230900r-9u-0000000000 total views. (English major.) I'VE GONE VIRAL.

Since everyone keeps asking, the porn stars interviewed include Tanya Tate, Dani Jensen, Sunny Leone, Lexi Belle, Kagney Linn Carter and more. If I forgot anyone, let me know.

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Music Video: The Return of Bino White

2010-08-13T10:49:00.001-07:00

Post this on your f*cking Facebook. Or Twitter. BUT NOT MYSPACE. The only people checking that site now are child molesters, and shitty bands. And shitty bands comprised of child molesters. (although Pokehole has some pretty good songs.)

Directed and shot by Jeremiah Alexis.

Joe Goes To EXXXOTICA EXPO

2010-07-27T10:53:00.000-07:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVgzh2r5rI0

Interviews with porn stars. But MAKE SURE YOU ONLY LOOK AT ME.Thanks to:

Steve Royall, for directing and shooting, while drooling and mastur.....ing.....his skills.

Kevin MacLeod, for offering royalty-free music, with complimentary breadsticks.

Hassan S. Ali, for his useful feedback, and not so useful backhair. STOP SENDING ME THIS STUFF IN THE MAIL.

More videos like this are on the way. If you would like us to come to your event, movie or Quinceañera, send an email to binowhite(at)gmail.com.

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Joe Goes To ANIME EXPO

2010-07-14T10:26:00.000-07:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jChALYpPTX4

A search for costumes, craziness and love.

Thanks to Steve Royall for directing and shooting, while dressed as Ichigo Momomiya.

Kevin MacLeod for offering royalty-free music, which is ironic, seeing as he is the Grandy Duchy of Luxembourg.

Hassan S. Ali, for providing a discerning eye. That I can use in my potions.

More videos like this are on the way. If you would like us to come to your event, movie or Quinceañera, send an email to binowhite(at)gmail.com.

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No Hobo

2010-06-15T14:50:00.000-07:00

This man's son has a shocking secret.

Directed and shot by Jeremiah Alexis, a known wizard. Check out more stuff by me and Tommy Bechtold at BadgeofShameComedy.com.

Sketch: Apologize

2010-05-25T21:29:00.000-07:00

Some things just can't be forgiven.

Shot by Jeremiah Alexis and also featuring Chris Singel. Timbaland thinks he's the only one that knows about One Republic's "Apologize," but he's wrong. HE'S WRONG.

Check out more stuff by me and Tommy Bechtold at BadgeofShameComedy.com.

Music Video: Come To My Party

2010-05-18T13:43:00.000-07:00

YOU'RE INVITED.

Thank you to Jeremiah Alexis for directing and shooting, while using nothing but a VHS recorder, bubblewrap and a coconut.

Thank you to Julisa Smith, Asif Ali, Nicole Flannigan, Chris Singel, Laura Kenley and Talia Tabin for acting, while accepting damp socks as payment.

And thank you to Miles Davis for letting us use his hip hop beat, in return for leaving everything we own to him when we die. Seems a bit much. But the beat is pretty dope. So...we're even.

Check out more stuff by me and Tommy Bechtold at BadgeofShameComedy.com.

Sketch: That's What She Said FAIL

2010-05-13T11:50:00.000-07:00

Some people just shouldn't say "that's what she said."

This the first of many sketches that will be coming from Badge of Shame, a controversial organization I have started with Tommy Bechtold.

Unless the dark wizards of Orlamor catch us. Then we will be engaged in a cosmic battle through space and time, and creating sketches to distract you from thinking about your own mortality will not be our first priority.

Sketch: Big Boy (plus Outtakes)

2010-05-12T11:47:00.000-07:00

Recently I was kidnapped at gunpoint by a man named "Julian Smith," who forced me to be in an Internet Sketch Video. I am not sure why he didn't just ask me, because I would have done this willingly. I am also not sure why he took a lock of my hair and murmured, "That's it! The last missing piece!" But if you spend all your time wondering about things, you never get anything done, so please, take a break from your job - even if it is driving an ambulance or a fire truck - and watch the hit Internet Sketch Video, "Big Boy."

NO, I DO NOT REALLY GO BY "BIG BOY," AND MY FATHER IS NOT REALLY DEAD. I was playing a character named "Joe." The real Joe has long black hair, a walrus mustache, and is Chinese.

Here are the outtakes from the "Big Boy" sketch. I am not sure why Julian did not include our fight with the cave troll, or when his couch tried to eat me. But perhaps there are some things that are better unseen.

If you would like to see other Things involving me and Julian Smith, check out our "Watch Smash Cuts" rap video, or various videos on the "Smash Cuts" website. You will never find finer footage of people laughing at car crashes and skydiving mishaps.

New Website - Fake Rap News

2010-04-20T15:15:00.000-07:00

As someone who checks multiple hip hop websites a day, I've grown frustrated with how they all report real news. This is NOT ACCEPTABLE. So, I have started a website called Fake Rap News, that is dedicated to reporting all of the fake news in the hip hop/rap community. I created it using a new Internet tool called "The Tumbler," so if you are someone who is prone to motion sickness, DO NOT CHECK THAT WEBSITE. You will vomit ALL OVER YOUR KEYBOARD.

But if you are not prone to motion sickness...congratulations! You will be able to visit Fake Rap News and get many hours of enjoyment. Of course, you may find yourself in a dilemma: Should you check that website or this one? It is a question that can only be answered by spending the night naked in Gwydir Forest.

Luckily, I have done so, and here is the answer: Both, but Fake Rap News will be updated more frequently, so if website updates tickle your heart, make that one a priority. And right now there are posts about 50 Cent, Snoop Dogg, Shyne, Jay-Z, Eminem, Bun B, Game, Joe Budden & Lil' Wayne! If that doesn't pique your interest, you should consult a doctor.

A picture will be added to this post when The Internet stops being a BAD FRIEND.

HOURS LATER: The Internet stopped being a bad friend, so I added a picture to this post. ENJOY.

New Reel

2010-01-16T10:59:00.000-08:00

It was time for an update. Maybe now I can get a late night talk show! If Conan goes to Fox, Leno takes back The Tonight Show and Letterman, Fallon, Ferguson and Carson Daly stay where they are....I can get a show at 4AM on The CW.

Anyway, you should hire me. We'll be friends forever.

You Just Good Online (ft. Da Kippa) (prod. by Miles Davis)

2009-12-17T07:36:00.000-08:00

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That's some fine Photoshopping, ma'am.

Thanks to C.M. de la VEGA for his awesome directing and editing. Check out Miles Davis at http://www.myspace.com/milesdproductions

And Da Kippa at: www.myspace.com/dakippa.

Consider this video a Christmas present. Unless you are Jewish. THEN YOU GET NOTHING.

Alright, fine. You can consider this a Hanukkah present. And Kwanzaa present. And Voodoo Day present. Whatever. It's better than socks.

Damn, It Feels Good To Be White (ft. Da Kippa) (prod. by Miles Davis)

2009-12-09T23:58:00.001-08:00

We're so lame! (Apologies to Al Sharpton.)

Thanks to C.M. de la VEGA for his awesome directing and editing. Check out Miles Davis at http://www.myspace.com/milesdproductions

And Da Kippa at: www.myspace.com/dakippa and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FI5gBWcSZCk and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zclB1oj_IPA

And if you're one of the two people who checks this site, you might have noticed a lack of updates lately. This is because I moved to LA and have been working as a host on the CW/CBS show Smash Cuts. (It turns out people with Nightmare Faces can be in front of the camera.)

Anyway, over the past few months, I've collaborated with Smash Cuts Friends for Bino White Weeklies. But then I finished Bino White Weekly, and we finished shooting the first season of Smash Cuts. What to do now? Start painting? Write the Great American Novel? Kidnap children? Decisions, decisions.

Well, I'm going to put out some material I wasn't able to release during the past few months. Next Thursday, there will be another BRAND NEW MUSIC VIDEO featuring all the Smash Cuts Friends. And in 2010, stay tuned for sketches, music videos and maybe...TV shows.....

Bino White Weekly: The Mixtape (Part 2)

2009-11-11T00:09:00.000-08:00

27. Public Transportation
28. Self-Deprecating Song (ft. AC Unit)
29. Party Crasher
30. Lower Your Standards
31. Straight Outta Fosston
32. Michigan vs. Minnesota (ft. Prince Delight)
33. I'm in Hollywood
34. Get To Know Me
35. Kill You With Fiction
36. Optimist vs. Pessimist (ft. Sticky Wicket)
37. Rap Song Fail
38. Too Soon (Death of Death of Autotune Freestyles)
39. World Wide Web
40. It's All Good (ft. HoodE)
41. Do You Like Me? (Yes, No or Maybe)
42. Let's Bone
43. Craigslist Sex Meet-Up
44. Too Soon Part 2
45. Rap Superheroes (ft. Da Kippa)
46. Shoutouts (ft. Optimus Crime)
47. Lords of the Rings (ft. Jerhymasaurus)
48. Run This Universe (ft. P.Genz)
49. Watch Smash Cuts (ft. Julian Smith)
50. Throw It In My Mouth (ft. Da Kalorie Kounta)
51. Hot Mess (ft. Donnivin Jordan)
52. You Wanna Stay
53. Sorry, Crooked I
54. The End
(Bonus) Nerdcore
(Bonus) I'm So Underrated

Well, this is it. I wrote, recorded and mixed a rap song a week for 54 weeks in a row, and edited a video to accompany each one. Maybe my reward is yet to come? In the form of a record deal? Or a hug? Because my preference would be the record deal. DON'T TOUCH ME.

I'm not done rapping, but I am done making weekly raps. What am I going to do with my free time, you ask? Have a social life. JUST KIDDING. I'm going to do Other Things, and maybe those Other Things will be successful. Stay tuned.

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(PREVIOUSLY) Bino White Weekly: The Mixtape (Part 1)

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Week 52: You Wanna Stay

2009-10-16T13:33:00.000-07:00

For the week of 10/11/2009 - 10/17/2009:

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What do you after you record a rap song every week for a year? You party. You f***ing party.

I have now officially tied Crooked I's weekly rap record, and unless he shoots me, I will break his record next week.

After that, there will be just one more song (Week 54), to give my two fans some closure. I CARE ABOUT YOU VERY MUCH.

Now, let's party.

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Week 51: Hot Mess (ft. Donnivin Jordan) (Produced by Miles Davis)

2009-10-10T13:52:00.001-07:00

For the week of 10/4/2009 - 10/10/2009:

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That's what you are, girl. Sorry.

Donnivin Jordan is a comedian/actor/Black Man, who has appeared on Hell Date, Next and every stand-up comedy stage in LA. He is also one of the other cast members/hosts of Smash Cuts, your new favorite show.

And no, the zombie of Miles Davis did not make the beat. This is a different Miles Davis, who is a hip-hop producer and an audio mixer for several shows (including Smash Cuts!) His work was featured on Beef: The Series, and he was the headline producer for The Source Unsigned Hype Tour. (One day, I hope to be signed hype.)

My two fans may know that I am ending Bino White Weekly on Week 54, which means there are only three songs left. And Donnivin Jordan is the last guest appearance. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU GOT UNTIL IT'S GONE.

Check out Donnivin Jordan at http://www.facebook.com/donnivin and Miles Davis at http://www.myspace.com/milesdproductions

Collaborations with previous Smash Cuts friends:

Throw It In My Mouth (ft. Da Kalorie Kounta)

Watch Smash Cuts (ft. Julian Smith)

Shoutouts (ft. Optimus Crime)

Rap Superheroes (ft. Da Kippa)

Other Bino White Weeklies

Things That Are Happening NOW - 10/8/2009

2009-10-08T17:32:00.000-07:00

- The New York Daily News says David Letterman has a "secret bedroom" above the Ed Sullivan theater. Hey New York Daily News, why don't you report about the "secret bedroom" above the basement at Smash Cuts? We use it for sex every Sunday - the cast, the crew, random street people. It's an orgy of pain and delight (but mostly pain).

- Barack Obama is going to pass universal health care through magical slam dunks.

- Anti-gay violence will now be labeled a "hate crime," instead of "what Republicans do for fun."

- We're finally declaring war on the moon. So suck it, moon! The sun and the stars are the best. You're just a fake-ass planet, anyway. Go run somewhere and be gay with Pluto. (I may have just committed a hate crime.)

- N.E.R.D. has added a female member to their group. Her name is "Not Fergie."

- Shyne may be released from prison after ten years. That seems like a long time, but keep in mind, impersonating Biggie is a felony.

- Method Man has been busted for tax evasion. But he has yet to be busted for sewing your asshole closed and just feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you...

Other Things

Week 50: Throw It In My Mouth (ft. Da Kalorie Kounta)

2009-10-03T16:04:00.000-07:00

For the week of 9/27/2009 - 10/3/2009:

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I don't care what it is. BUT SHE DOES.

Da Kalorie Kounta is Angie Greenup, a comedian/female. She has hosted things for TV Guide, Fearnet and Break.com, as well as appeared in Surviving Disaster, Dress My Nest and your wildest fantasies. She is also one of the other cast members/hosts of Smash Cuts, your new favorite show. Why aren't you watching it now? IT'S THE ONLY TIME YOU'RE HAPPY.

Check out more of Angie Greenup at http://www.AngieGreenup.com.

Collaborations with previous Smash Cuts friends:

Watch Smash Cuts (ft. Julian Smith)

Shoutouts (ft. Optimus Crime)

Rap Superheroes (ft. Da Kippa)

Other Bino White Weeklies

Special Delivery: I'm So Underrated

2009-10-01T01:12:00.000-07:00

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You know this to be true.

And that's right! This isn't a "Bino White Weekly." About every ten weeks since Week 1, I've recorded an extra song. (Mostly because I have no life.)

Here are the other extra songs:

Drink Alone (In Your Home)
In My Life (ft. Bru Lei & Jen Eveve)
Welcome to the U of C (2009)
Nerdcore

Other Bino White Weeklies

Things That Are Happening NOW - 9/29/2009

2009-09-29T10:28:00.000-07:00

- Jon is leaving Jon & Kate Plus 8, so now it will just be called Kate Plus 8. I have never been tempted to watch this show. Let me know when it's A Minotaur Plus 8.

- Sarah Palin is going to be a best-selling author, God help us. Have you ever read a book where every sentence ends in "also"? Get ready. I'm going to wait for the audiobook, by Christopher Walken.

- Britney Spears has released a new single called "3." It either stands for the number of people in a menage a trois, or how old Britney was the last time she was happy.

- New SNL cast member Jenny Slate accidentally said "fuck" on the air. Meanwhile, ex-SNL cast member Ellen Cleghorne says "fuck" every day, because of her life.

- Rap group Slaughterhouse might be signing to Shady Records, which is great news. Royce da 5'9" and Eminem might be friends again! Keep an eye out for friendship bracelets.

- Saigon has released a song called Shoutouts, nearly a month about Bino White and Optimus Crime released a song called Shoutouts. Hey Saigon, STOP RIPPING US OFF. Or we'll be forced to rip you off, and get Turtle to manage us on Entourage.

Other Things

Week 49: Watch Smash Cuts (ft. Julian Smith)

2009-09-24T17:05:00.000-07:00

For the week of 9/20/2009 - 9/26/2009:

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Because if you don't, you won't be cool. (Disclaimer: This video does not necessarily represent the views of CBS, The CW, Renegade 83, Smash Cuts, or any rational human being.)

Julian Smith guest-appears, guest-directs and guest-edits. You may recognize him from his many Interweb hits, such as 25 Things I Hate About Facebook. Right now we are both cast members on the CBS/CW show Smash Cuts, which premieres this Sunday, September 27th. Finally, my dozens of fans will mingle with Julian's millions! (It will be gloriously awkward, like a high school dance.)

To see Julian's other work, visit http://www.youtube.com/juliansmith87 or http://www.juliansmith.tv

Collaborations with previous Smash Cuts friends:

Shoutouts (ft. Optimus Crime)

Rap Superheroes (ft. Da Kippa)

Other Bino White Weeklies

Drake, Kanye, Little Wayne & Eminem To Be Friends Forever

2009-09-24T16:06:00.000-07:00

Well, I guess this is a pretty good rap supergroup. But the best group ever would be Steve Roll'n from Tag Team, Mack Daddy from Kriss Kross, Yella from N.W.A., and Magoo from Timbaland & Magoo.

Speaking of rap groups, did you catch Slaughterhouse standing behind Eminem? I'm pretty sure I saw Joe Budden giggle and Joell Ortiz look hungry. Either this is a sign that Slaughterhouse is signing to Shady Records, or that Slaughterhouse and Eminem just had a fun sleepover. (They spent all night playing "light as a feather, stiff as a board.")

As for Drake's "Forever" music video, it's cool. But it's no Degrassi.

P.S. I write "Little Wayne," because I can't bring myself to abbreviate "little." It makes my soul weep.

Week 48: Run This Universe (ft. P.Genz)

2009-09-18T21:35:00.000-07:00

For the week of 9/13/2009 - 9/18/2009:

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We're too big for towns.

Check out P.Genz at www.myspace.com/pgenz. He's a talented young rapper with an album better than most major label releases: It's called Souluxe, and is available on Amazon and .

And if you'd like to check out my album, look in your local garbage bin. There's sure to be a copy, stained with tears of laughter.

Other Bino White Weeklies

Beyonce Knowles vs. Taylor Swift: The Battle For Kanye West's Heart

2009-09-13T21:49:00.000-07:00

Earlier tonight, MTV held their Video Music Awards, which are very prestigious. (No one knows music better than the people behind The Hills and Room Raiders.) And every year, something "crazy" happens, like Britney Spears making out with a snake. Then the next day, everyone talks about it. "Can you believe Britney Spears made out with a snake!" "That girl is crazy!" "Sure is!" "Ha, ha!" "OUR LIVES ARE SO EMPTY."

Anyway, this year was no disappointment, as Tight Pants Enthusiast Kanye West stormed the stage. It was kind like of when Ol' Dirty Bastard stormed the stage at the 1997 Grammy's, except not as funny. You see, Taylor Swift won the award for Best Whatever, and that did not sit well with Kanye. He thought Beyonce should have won, because she is the Norse God of Gyration. So of course he runs on stage, takes the mic away from Taylor Swift, and says Beyonce made one of the best videos ever. This should all give Kanye something to rap about on his next album, Designer Labels And Why I'm Great.

But this got me thinking - what are these videos everyone is so upset about? Let's take a look.

Beyonce - Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)

So...we're supposed to propose to girls as soon as we meet them? And aren't rings like super expensive? You should probably date a girl for a while before buying them things that represent a life commitment. And what if you liked it, but didn't want to put a ring on it? Maybe you liked it, but just wanted to kiss it and run away. And who is "it," anyway? Cthulhu? I'm so confused.

But the video is awesome! I think it's in black and white because if it were in color, we wouldn't be able to handle Beyonce's sexiness. Our faces would melt, like the guys who saw the Ark of the Covenant at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark. Beyonce will teach us many new dances in the decades to come, and for we shall be thankful, and rejoice.

Taylor Swift - You Belong With Me

Hot girls wearing glasses have such a hard time dating. Will they never get a break?

Well, I'm guessing they could get a break, if they took off their glasses. Glasses make you hideous! It's like wearing a berka made out of poop.

And what's with pretty people making songs about being unloved? I'm pretty sure you're not unloved, pretty people. That's like an ugly person singing about being sexually desirable. Which I guess Fat Joe does. I'd like this video more if Fat Joe was the Heartthrob Jock pursuing Taylor Swift the Ugly Loser. Then it would be clear the video was taking place in an alternate universe.

Also, notice that Taylor Swift does not get her Dream Guy until she takes off her glasses . This whole video is basically an ad for contacts.

So what's the best video? Raekwon's "House Of Flying Daggers." But Beyonce and Taylor Swift, nice work. You can start making out like Britney Spears and the snake any time now.

Week 47: Lords of the Rings (ft. Jerhymasaurus)

2009-09-12T20:00:00.000-07:00

For the week of 9/6/2009 - 9/12/2009:

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The best Lord of the Rings song not written by Tom Bombadil. Jerhymasaurus is a rapper and filmmaker living in Los Angeles. Check out his website at http://jeremiahalexis.com/ and his videos & www.youtube.com/jeremiahalexis

My apologies for no more daily blogging. It's been hard with shooting Smash Cuts all week. When we wrap filming, I'll be able to post more stupid things here.

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Week 46: Shoutouts (ft. Optimus Crime)

2009-09-04T11:43:00.000-07:00

For the week of 8/30/2009 - 9/5/2009:

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There a lot of people we'd like to thank. KAPOW!

Optimus Prime is Tommy Bechtold, one of the other cast members of Smash Cuts. The show premieres September 27th on CBS/The CW, and if you don't watch it, you won't get into Heaven. Also, Tommy is in the upcoming movie Sophomore.

I'll be collaborating with all the Smash Cuts cast members before Bino White Weekly ends on Week 54. And there will be a couple collaborations with other people. IT'S LIKE I HAVE FRIENDS.

Other Bino White Weeklies

Things That Are Happening NOW - 9/2/2009

2009-09-02T17:37:00.000-07:00

- President Obama is going to address Congress about health care. If if it goes anything like a Town Hall Meeting, he will be interrupted by angry hobbit-Americans, holding misspelled signs, loaded guns and what's left of their shattered dreams. Oh, and throw in Glenn Beck, weeping, drawing swastikas on the floor with his own blood. Our country is turning into a nightmare circus freak show, over the most boring issue ever.

- God hates Los Angeles.

- Gmail broke down yesterday, giving hipsters everywhere an excuse not to work, even though they weren't really working anyway. So, they spent 100 minutes adjusting their ironic T-shirts and reading Pitchfork reviews. (WHAT UP, TAKEN BY TREES!)

- DJ AM is dead. I'll forever remember how he...um...dated Nicole Richie? Tweeted? Played music in nightclubs? I don't think I'm supposed to be in this grief circle. You guys have fun, though. Wait, not "fun." You know what I mean. A human died!

- Jaycee Dugard escaped from her kidnapper, after 18 years of being held hostage. So what you're saying is, she's available! Someone please update her Facebook status to "Single." But don't poke her. It's too soon.

- Next week Raekwon will release Only Built 4 Cuban Linx II, and Jay-Z will release The Blueprint 3. Will Kriss Kross never release Totally Krossed Out II?

- Drake, Kanye West, Eminem and Little Wayne collaborated on a song for a LeBron James documentary. The recording sessions must have been quite a party. Drake gave everyone maple syrup, Kanye gave everyone tight pants, Eminem gave everyone pills, and Little Wayne gave everyone wackness.

Other Things

Week 45: Rap Superheroes (ft. Da Kippa)

2009-08-27T10:34:00.000-07:00

For the week of 8/23/2009 - 8/30/2009:

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We catch the villain, save the world and get the girl. How could you not like us? Unless you're jealous. Please don't be jealous. Or we won't save you. We'll just let you die.

Da Kippa makes a guest appearance! He is one of the other cast members of CBS/The CW's Smash Cuts, which we are filming now. I'm going to work in all the other cast members before I end Bino White Weekly on Week 54.

Check out Da Kippa's other raps at:

www.myspace.com/dakippa
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FI5gBWcSZCk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zclB1oj_IPA

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Wu-Tang Cartoons Ain't Nuthin Ta F' Wit

2009-08-25T15:34:00.000-07:00

This is a pretty ridiculous video for "House Of Flying Daggers." It will be on Raekwon's Only Built For Cuban Linx 2, which was promised to us back in 1943.

The song features Inspectah Deck, GZA, Ghostface Killah and Method Man, who delivers a verse strong enough to make Joe Budden eat his Webcam. There is also a short intro from The RZA, who is now pretty much a full time Marble Mouth Philosopher. J Dilla produced the beat, and somewhere up in Heaven/Narnia, he is drinking 40's with Ol' Dirty Bastard and John Hughes.

ON SEPTEMBER 8, BUY CUBAN LINX 2 INSTEAD OF FOOD.

Week 44: Too Soon Part 2

2009-08-22T12:21:00.000-07:00

For the week of 8/16/2009 - 8/22/2009:

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Some rhymes about Robert Novak, health care and White Chicks 2. Hey, it's the end of the week. Give me a break. I WANT YOU TO GIVE ME A BREAK.

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Movies You Can See Instead Of Talking To Your Loved Ones - 8/19/2009

2009-08-19T10:46:00.000-07:00

District 9

For years, South Africa has been a safe haven for sadness. In this movie, it's also a safe haven for extraterrestrial refugees. This means we will see the wacky hijinks of E.T., Chtulhu, The Predator, ALF and Jar Jar Binks. But in the trailer, we just see a vague creature with its face blurred - possibly because its face looks like boobs? I'm guessing it was an alien, because it wasn't speaking English. There really should have been a redneck in the room screaming "SPEAK ENGLISH! IT'S 'MURRICAN! EARTH IS 'MURRICAN!" In the end, they build a fence around the Earth and make the aliens be rich people's maids. What else? Oh, this movie is shot in the style of a documentary, to confuse The Dumb.

Trailer
Rotten Tomatoes - 88%

The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard

So, we're just going to make taglines part of the titles now? Good to know. Hopefully we can make a title so long it takes up the whole marquee, looks like a book, and makes people's heads explode. Anyway, Jeremy Piven plays a cocky, fast-talking car salesman. You might think his character is too similar to Ari Gold, and wonder why Jeremy Piven keeps playing characters like Ari Gold. Well, the answer is, it makes his hair grow back. Remember when Jeremy Piven wasn't playing Ari Gold? He was balding. Then he started playing Ari Gold, and wasn't balding. It's magical. Everyone who is balding, throw away your Propecia and Rogaine and start playing Ari Gold. It totally works.

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Rotten Tomatoes - 29%

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra

If they make a porn version of this, it will have the same title. I watched the trailer, and this is not really a movie. It's reheated Progresso Nostalgia & Sausage Soup. You guys like GI Joe? This movie has GI Joe references. You guys like the White House being destroyed in Independence Day? Here's the Eiffel Tower being destroyed. You like slow-motion bullet-dodging ballet fights like in The Matrix? Here are some slow-motion bullet-dodging ballet fights. Add a bucket of explosions, a pinch of Marlon Wayans and a teaspoon of some other vaguely familiar people. You might want to order out.

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Rotten Tomatoes - 38%

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Week 43: Craigslist Sex Meetup - UPDATED (AGAIN)

2009-08-14T02:06:00.000-07:00

For the week of 8/9/2009 - 8/15/2009:

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The confessions of a submissive, body suspension artist and Furry. It's time to be traumatized, kids! (This is very different from Weird Al's Craigslist song.)

This completes the storytelling trilogy of love songs that no one cared about. I've been blogging pretty frequently for over half a year, with weekly raps, but still get zero comments on 95% of my posts. Maybe when the TV show I'm on airs in September things will be different? I hope so. Because this is just kind of sad.

UPDATE: YouTube took down my video for "having nudity." Um, okay. You wouldn't want nudity in a video called "Craigslist Sex Meet-Up!" Black bars ahoy.

UPDATE (AGAIN): Bowdlerized version uploaded. Let's hope the craziness ends here. Also, YouTube, what does it take to be featured? A jump-cut Webcam rant? One-man sketches with wigs? I'm been giving you gold for 43 weeks, YouTube. And all I've gotten back is a censorship request.

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Things That Are Happening NOW - 8/12/2009

2009-08-12T13:05:00.000-07:00

- Tonight is your last night to see the Perseid meteor shower. IT'S THE ONLY THING THAT WILL FILL THE HOLE OF HAVING NO GIRLFRIEND. Props to the planet Saturn for lighting up the sky, though. Nice to see you finally doing something, jerk.

- U.S. Town Hall meetings about health care are slightly more civil than cavemen beating each other to death with sticks. Honestly, none of us should have health care. Let's call it quits on the human race and give the world to the cockroaches. They're more civil.

- Who will replace Paula Abdul on American Idol? Oh, I don't know. How about a goblin?

- Heidi Montag's body is pretty much all plastic. I guess her goal is to look an evil tangerine lizard witch? Oh, and she still can't sing, or act, or do anything, but consistently makes front page news. The human race really doesn't deserve to continue, you guys. Cockroaches. Cockroaches for the win.

- John Hughes is dead, at 59. I bet when he reached the Gates of Heaven, St. Peter slapped both cheeks and went "Ahhhhhhhhhh!" (Sorry Sixteen Candles, Home Alone is my go-to John Hughes reference.)

- Rap group Slaughterhouse has released their first album, and is planning their second. But if they really want success, they should follow the footsteps of the Black Eyed Peas: 1) Add a white girl 2) MAKE THE WORST MUSIC EVER.

- Raekwon's entourage jumped Joe Budden while he was live blogging at Rock The Bells. Honestly, Raekwon's entourage should jump EVERYONE THAT IS LIVE BLOGGING. It makes God smile.

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Throwback: Joe Gets a Hog (2007)

2009-08-11T11:08:00.000-07:00

A visit to the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally in South Dakota, to learn how to be badass instead of an ass. Shot with the great Hassan S. Ali in the blustery days of 2007.

Updates are going to be less frequent, because I have a new job on a TeeVee show called Smash Cuts. IT IS AWESOME. Hosting! Comedy! Syndicated! I've already bought my Porsche. (Hinty McHintinson)

Week 42: Let's Bone

2009-08-07T23:38:00.000-07:00

For the week of 8/2/2009 - 8/8/2009:

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It's just a suggestion. AND A COMMAND. This is the second of three storytelling songs about love. Since I can count my fanbase on my fingers, I can feel the non-excitement. Oh wells!

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Jay-Z To Release "The Blueprint 3: I Took A Break From Boning Beyonce"

2009-08-05T19:46:00.000-07:00

On September 11th, 2001, something happened that changed the world - the release of Jay-Z's The Blueprint. It was so good that everyone stood mesmerized in front of their TV's, waiting for newscasters to mention how much they liked "J to the Izzo." They even shut down airports, because people were listening to "Girls Girls Girls" and getting too horny. And who can forget George W. Bush's tearful speech about "Hola Hovito"? I know I can't. NEVER FORGET.

Now here we are, eight years later, and Jay-Z is set to release The Blueprint 3. As you can tell from the cover, it will be about a high school band's crowded storage room. And that school isn't doing too well - one of the kids tried to spraypaint an equals sign, and failed miserably. It's a tragedy, mostly produced by Kanye West, who rolls with a posse that is ready to audition for The 5th Element at any moment.

Tracklist:

1. What We Talking About (Produced by Kanye West)
2. D.O.A. (Produced by No I.D.)
3. Weigh Me Down Feat. Kid Cudi (Produced by Kanye West)
4. Unforgiven (Produced by Kanye West, Additional Production: MGMT)
5. Run This Town Feat. Rihanna & Kanye West (Produced by Kanye West)
6. Empire State Of Mind Feat. Nas (Produced by Kanye West & No I.D.)
7. When It Comes To This (Produced by Timbaland)
8. Always Feat. Drake (Produced by Kanye West)
9. Scenes From The Past (Produced by No I.D., Co-produced by Kanye West)
10. Everyday A Star Is Born Feat. Mr. Hudson (Produced by Kanye West)
11. Already Home (Produced by Kanye West)
12. Forever Young Feat. Mr. Hudson (Produced by Kanye West)
13. Thank You (Produced by No I.D.)
14. Sound Of The 70s (Produced by Kanye West)
15. We Made History (Produced by Kanye West)

Hello Shark Week, Goodbye Ladybug Week

2009-08-04T23:14:00.000-07:00

Just a heads-up: This week is Shark Week on The Discovery Channel. You may celebrate by chiseling your teeth into points, wearing a dorsal fin and tossing chum all over your living room. (If your girlfriend complains, TEAR HER TO PIECES.)

Also, Jaws: The Revenge.

Movies You Can See Instead Of Talking To Your Loved Ones - 8/3/2009

2009-08-03T21:28:00.000-07:00

Funny People

What's funnier than a movie starring Adam Sandler and Seth Rogen? A movie about death. This movie combines the two, in an effort to make you laugh and cry, while your soul crumbles. Adam Sandler plays a dying stand-up comedian/movie star and Seth Rogen plays an aspiring stand-up comedian that is all too eager to be his assistant. Along the way, we meet The RZA, Andy Dick, Jonah Hill, Eminem, Norm MacDonald, Sarah Silverman, Ray Romano and whoever else showed up to the mass text message (want 2 b in fnny ppl?). This movie is great, but make sure you know what you're in for, fratboys. I love that Judd Apatow's wife and kids get bigger parts from movie to movie. His next film will be called My Wife And Kids Are Adorable, and we will line up to see it in droves.

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Rotten Tomatoes - 67%

The Ugly Truth

Katherine Heigl plays a "romantically challenged morning show producer." Because if anyone has a hard time dating, it's hot successful women. Thankfully, her character gets some advice by Gerard Butler, who plays a douchebag. In the trailer, this advice includes "eating a hot dog slowly." Yeah, girl. Put that pink mealy slab of miscellaneous animal meat in your mouth. Super hot! I'm pretty sure if I told a girl to do that, she'd slap me in the face. But I don't look like Gerard Butler. So, I guess the point of this movie is that if you look like Gerard Butler, you can get a girl like Katherine Heigl, despite douchebaggery. Maybe I'm being too negative. It's just, if we're going to do a "battle of the sexes" movie, let's make it a literal "battle of the sexes" movie, where men go to war with women. I'd see that film, because instead of meeting cute, Gerard Butler and Katherine Heigl would be shooting each other with flamethrowers. EVERYONE WINS.

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Rotten Tomatoes - 15%

Orphan

A man and woman lose their unborn child, and are too bummed out to ever bone again. Whatever will they do? Adopt a child, of course. But not just any child! An unctuous little girl named Esther, who looks like she's perpetually auditioning for the role of Wednesday Addams. Then strange things begin to happen - very strange, and probably bad, too! I can't tell what they are from this trailer, but they mostly involve screaming, fast cuts and sudden musical cues. Oh, she backs up her mother's car pretty quickly. If that doesn't strike horror into your heart, I'm not sure what will. (Maybe things that actually inspire horror?) Again, maybe I'm being too negative. It's just, this reminds me too much of The Good Son, and I love The Good Son. Macaualay Culkin's legacy must live on! Live on, I say! RENT THE PAGEMASTER, RICHIE RICH AND GETTING EVEN WITH DAD RIGHT NOW.

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Rotten Tomatoes - 46%

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Week 41: Do You Like Me? (Yes, No or Maybe)

2009-08-01T13:17:00.000-07:00

For the week of 7/26/2009 - 8/1/2009:

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Check one, please. Thanks.

This is the first of three storytelling songs about love. GET READY TO HAVE YOUR MIND BLOWN. Or mildly amused. Either way, you win.

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Things That Are Happening NOW - 7/30/2009

2009-07-30T11:52:00.000-07:00

- William Shatner performs a beat-poetry reading of Sarah Palin's bizarre farewell speech on The Tonight Show. Then he returned to read her Tweets. This is so awesome. Please keep talking, Sarah. Talk forever.

- Only 53% of honkeys approve of The Chocolate Man.

- The debate over whether to change our health care system from "terrible" to "less terrible" rages on. But do the people working two part time jobs really need affordable health care? They have TWO jobs. They're raking it in! If anything, they should have to pay more.

- Rachelle Lefevre's character has been recast for the third Twilight movie. If you have a vagina, those words probably mean something.

- 2Pac's first recordings are going to be released by his childhood friend, because he needs a new car or something. They're from when 2pac was 16 years old. If you listen closely during one of the songs, you can hear his balls drop.

- The trailer for the next Coen Bros movie, A Serious Man, is on the Interweb. It is so intense, you expect Javier Bardem to jump out at any moment and murder you.

- We also have a trailer for Wes Anderson's Fantastic Mr. Fox. We can't be too far away from Darren Aronofsky's The BFG.

- Tiffani Thiessen may not show up for the Saved By The Bell reunion, because she's too busy making videos for Funny Or Die. Also, boobs.

- Activision has released an 85-song set list for Guitar Hero 5 on Wii. Still no "Tubthumping" by Chumbawamba? For shame, Activision. FOR SHAME.

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I Wish They All Could Be California Girls

2009-07-30T00:49:00.000-07:00

Wow, it's the only person in the world that makes Sarah Palin look smart. If you threw a blanket over her head, she'd scream, "I'm blind, I'm blind!"

Crooked I Represents Slaugterhouse

2009-07-28T01:38:00.000-07:00

Crooked I, one fourth of the rap group Slaughterhouse, decided to show off his affiliation with a tattoo. But unfortunately...there's a spelling error.

I'm a big fan of Crooked I and Slaughterhouse, so I can't clown him too much. Also, misspelled tattoos might be common in hip-hop. Method Man could have one that says "Wu-Tag Clan." 50 Cent could have one that says "G-UNT." Q-Tip could have one that says "A Tribe Called Quet." YOU DON'T KNOW. THAT'S ALL THAT I'M SAYING. YOU DON'T KNOW.

Maybe he should skip the laser removal and get his arm replaced with a robotic arm, like Jax in Mortal Kombat.

MST3K: The Home Economics Story

2009-07-27T11:35:00.001-07:00

One of my favorite television shows is Mystery Science Theater 3000, because it combines two great things: Terrible movies, and making fun of terrible movies. Also, it was filmed in my home state of Minnesota. (WHAT UP, MST3K INFO CLUB IN HOPKINS!)

I discovered the show when Princess Diana died in 1997. All of the networks were airing live coverage of her car crash, and this annoyed me, because I couldn't watch Saturday Night Live. I didn't want to see people mourn "America's Princess." I wanted to see The Spartan Cheerleaders! And Goatboy!

So, I ventured to the strange land of basic cable, landing on "The SciFi Channel." (Now you might know it as SyFy, the periodic element for sadness.) They were showing an MST3K episode - I believe it was Revenge of the Creature - and I fell in love. (I would never fall in love again.)

Since then, I've caught up on all the classic MST3K's, from Joel to Mike, and Manos to Mitchell, but one of my favorite episodes is where they mock The Home Economics Story. You have to love a video that promises "science classes even a girl would like!" and shows women operating blenders. Ah, the 1950's - when being sexist was adorable.

Week 40: It's All Good (ft. HoodE) (produced by CUTH)

2009-07-24T02:20:00.000-07:00

For the week of 7/19/2009 - 7/25/2009:

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A song about good things, that are good, with goodness. Produced by CUTH @ http://www.myspace.com/cuthproductions Featuring HoodE @ http://www.myspace.com/hoodempathy

The next three songs are going to be about love, with storytelling, over beats that might surprise you.

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Wu-Tang Legos Ain't Nuthin Ta F' Wit

2009-07-23T13:58:00.000-07:00

Wu-Tang's classic cut "Da Mystery of Chessboxin'," recreated with Legos, and, one assumes, an abundance of free time.

This is just a big bucket of awesome. SPLASH IT ALL OVER YOURSELF.

(Original video)

Things That Are Happening NOW - 7/22/2009

2009-07-22T16:52:00.000-07:00

- Obama is pushing to reform our health care system, but facing heavy opposition, since poor people deserve to die. Yeah, every other wealthy, civilized country has universal health care. But who cares? My health care plan is "Don't Get Sick" and it's working out great.

- Sam Raimi has agreed to direct a World of Warcraft movie. In case you aren't familiar with World of Warcraft, it's about people that look like hobbits wasting their lives. Raimi will direct it after he finishes Spiderman 4: Peter and Mary Jane Look At Each Other And Cry.

- That dog from the Taco Bell commercials died. WILL NO ONE CHECK ON THE HEALTH OF THE BUD LIGHT FROGS?

- Futurama may be returning without the original voices, in an attempt to inject the show with more sadness. (Maybe they can 'improve' the show further by having it take place in the present.)

- The tracklist has been released for Raekwon's highly anticipated Only Built For Cuban Linx 2, which means it's one step closer to not coming out at the last minute, due to sample issues.

- P.Diddy has pushed back the release date to his upcoming album, Last Train To Paris, but he's still LOCKING IN, Y'ALL!!! ARE YOU LOCKED IN?!?!?! LET'S GET IT!!!! YEAH!!!!

- IGN gave Wii Sports Resort a pretty good review, which is great news for those of us that hate being outdoors. When I take my shirt off at the beach, it's like the Ark of the Covenant. (WHAT UP, JOKES FROM FOUR YEARS AGO!)

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